it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
