I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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