Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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