Define "chronic" masturbator.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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