this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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