well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
did i walk over a car last night?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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