what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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