just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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