I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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