He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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