If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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