evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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