That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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