Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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