You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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