Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Randomize
