How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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