? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I wish i was in the wii world.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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