Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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