dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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