yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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