I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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