escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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