I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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