And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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