Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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