I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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