so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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