HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I would ride that face into the sunset
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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