West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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