and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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