You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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