You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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