i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
he wants to bone in the snuggie
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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