"it" just moved
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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