ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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