Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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