My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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