We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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