what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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