highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
he laminated a picture of his dick.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
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