Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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