haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
