I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
if i can run in heels then i can drive
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Someone stole a lamp last night.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
