I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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