JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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