Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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