Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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