She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Please don't give away my fajitas
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Randomize
