sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I think I sprained my soul last night
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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